Hey are you still alive? It seems like you haven't been on in forever ... and I noticed you haven't hidden all the spam Emma put on your page. XD

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"I still think about it and have goosebumps, you know ... I almost cried at that moment and I thought, how can the guy do that?"
~Normand Latourelle
*The-Cavalia-Club

... This isn't where I parked my horse.

I HAS LERNND FROM MAH SPIEZ TAHT U GAWTS PWN3D BY UR LITTLEST CLAN MMBR!!!



Aka I heard that Adrian punched you in the face. Is that true?

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God damn, shit the bed.

So what if I'm an EMO freak. at least I don't do crack.

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EMO is no laughing matter.
Tis a way of life,
A style of clothes.

With out EMO I would die,
Commit suicide.
It lets me know I’m not alone.

I do not worship the devil.
And I do not cut my wrists,
I bite and I scratch.

No I’m not pissed,
I’m

ALL
OF YOUR
COOL DEV FRIENDS
ARE GUNNA THINK IM SOME STALKER
CAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
WHAT YOUR HAIR COLOUR IS
YOUR LAST NAME
MOST POSIBLE YOUR PHONENUMBER
AND IVE BEEN IN YOUR BASEMENT WHEN U WERENT THERE.
I FIND THIS HILARIOUS.

ice maker 1802 up, 191 down

The opposite of ice breaker. Something you do that makes it super awkward, right after meeting someone.

Dan: Hey, you're in my spanish class right? I'm Dan.
Christine: Oh yeah, I'm Christine. We should totally hang out some time.
Tony (butting in): Dude DAN we gotta go over to my place, we're gonna have a huge orgy with these Brazilian quadruplets.
Dan: Uh...

(Tony has introduced an ice maker.)

client number nine 810 up, 353 down

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

Ass Monkey
A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.

thunderbox 19 thumbs up

A toilet
This is Australian slang
It is called a thunderbox because sometimes when you go to the loo you fart, and it sounds like thunder. I don't think I have to explain the box part

twitterpated March 27
1)to be completely enamored with someone/something.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.